THE SOLDIER


"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! "
— The Soldier on the art of war

The Soldier is a crazed, jingoistic patriot from Midwest, USA. He is well known for his spectacular rocket jump. The Soldier was turned down by every department of the US military despite his fervent desire to participate in World War 2. Unfazed, he purchased his own flight to Europe. The Soldier learned how to load and shoot a variety of weaponry after reaching and ultimately discovering Poland, and then went on a Nazi killing rampage for which he was awarded various medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing the end of the war in 1949.

EDITOR'S NOTE
Name: Unknown; Referred to as "Mister Jane Doe" or Sir Eugene MBTI: ENTJ-Aㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Location of origin: Midwest, USA Sexuality: Bisexual / BisexualityㅤㅤSpecial ability: Rocket jumpㅤㅤ Note: This account focuses & stays on their characterㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ

the mercenaries

We have spoken with a few people who have come into contact with these dangerous mercenaries, and it turns out that the rumors about the Team Fortress were all true. It turns out that there are 9 mercenaries.

The Team Fortress 2 Mercs were hired by Redmond Mann and Blutarch Mann to fight in the Gravel wars.

These mercenaries are Scout, Soldier, Pyro (offense classes), Demoman, Heavy, Engineer (defense classes), Medic, Sniper and Spy (support classes).

BEFORE U FOLLOW

not a lot of profanity is used by the soldier, speaks frequently about America and bread, replies late, somtimes like twt nsfw, rps sometimes, interact (with caution)

do not interact

fit basic dnfti criteria, abliest, proshippers, racist, trolls, zoophile, too much gore, disrespectful, dramatic, toxic, false rumors, cold replies, doesn't reply ( depends ), problematic, trolls, engage in fan wars/cancel culture, & etc

important notes

Please keep your personal information to yourself, including any face or voice reveal, since occasionally the soldier is uncomfortable due to a history. The soldier also likes: Boots n Bombs, Helmet Party. (is okay with any ships though)

SOLDIER LIKES

teleporting bread, America, rocket jump, art, sweets, old music , cooking , swimming ,

hanging out with demo, parties, calm games, comedy & action movies , war , raccoons

others: the soldier does not like to share personal information (irl) & is more keeping it to himself .